People! I’m on a plane watching ‘Best in Show’ as I write this. Hilarious. Fred Willard is a genius, but so is everyone in the movie, actually. Just thought I’d tell you that. In case you didn’t know. ...
Read More →Dispatches
Back to the Drawing Board.
That’s it, folks- I did the last two dates of my ‘Maronation Tour’ this past weekend in Colorado. I had a great time doing the shows. I want to thank you all for coming out if you did. It was my first ...
Read More →It’s a Deep Feel.
Hey, People. I will be in Boulder this weekend on Friday, July 24th at The Boulder Theater and in Denver on the 25th at The Paramount Theatre. These are the last two dates on The Maronation Tour. It was ...
Read More →Enough Business.
Okay, People Just going to put this out there again. Colorado! I will be in your state at The Boulder Theater on July 24th and at The Paramount Theatre in Denver on July 25th. I haven’t been to Denver in ...
Read More →A Slippery Slope.
Back to it, People. Getting back to the ebb and anxious flow of being me. It had to happen. It’s okay. It’s good. I’ve got some good stories. You’ve all heard them but there are people that haven’t and I ...
Read More →The Groove of Me.
Coming down, People. It has been a fucking whirlwind of events and emotion since last week. The response has been amazing. It’s really very surprising to me that the reaction to the POTUS interview has ...
Read More →It Was a Privilege and an Honor.
Hello, Fellow Americans! As some of you may know, last Friday, June 19th, 2015, Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States of America, came to my house to talk to me in my garage for today’s ...
Read More →Saw turtles.
Aloha, People! I am on vacation. I’m not sure I feel like doing this right now. Maybe I won’t. I’m having an amazing time. I hope to see some of you in Red Bank, NJ, Huntington, NY, Port Chester, NY, BAM ...
Read More →It’s Going to Look Great.
Well, people. We did it. The taping of the EPIX special went amazingly well at The Vic Theater in Chicago. Before I get into that whole story I want to make sure the people of Red Bank, NJ, Huntington, ...
Read More →No pressure.
Hey, Chicago (and everyone else), I’m doing a few dates this weekend but I will be taping my special in Chicago this Saturday. June 6th. 7:30 and 10PM. Look, I know there’s a hockey game but it’s the ...
Read More →Just Ask Mick.
Rock and Roll, People- I’m about to get ready to go see the Stones in San Diego. I know you all heard Mick personally invite me to the show but it doesn’t seem like I’m getting any special treatment. I ...
Read More →It happens.
Hey folks! I'm writing this on my phone because apparently I am not keeping my shit together in these last few days of this leg of the tour. Somehow my computer is dead. I thought I plugged it in. I ...
Read More →Season 3 premieres.
Hi, Folks I’m letting myself get pudgy. Just wanted to let you know. I’ll focus on unpudging when I get off the road. Just can’t worry about it or I’ll beat myself into a pudgy pulp. Season 3 of my IFC ...
Read More →The 600th episode is upon us.
Yes, People, I’m in NYC. I hope you are all not offended that occasionally I don’t tell you exactly what I am doing at every moment. I don’t mean to leave you out but there are some things I just want to ...
Read More →All meated up.
Howdy, Folks! I’m in Texas. I’m all meated up. I have a growing love for this state the more I come back. I grew up with a Texas aversion because I lived in New Mexico and there was some kind of ...
Read More →Out doing the shows.
It’s growing back, folks. My face is almost, once again, properly hidden by hair. Actually, it’s very covered. I will have to trim and carve out the configuration that has been established over the last ...
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