Back at it, People!I did a spot at The Comedy Store every night last week. As you remember, I was playing with the idea of never doing stand up again. I still don’t ultimately know what will unfold, if ...
Read More →Dispatches
A Year.
A year, People.It’s been a year since Lynn Shelton passed away. I didn’t think that the anniversary would affect me. I mean, I think about it every day. I didn’t think a date marker would make a ...
Read More →Part of Me Lives Up There.
Back on stage, folks!Ridiculous. I really thought that I may be done with comedy. I thought I had said enough or there wasn’t really much more for me to say or I was just tired. I thought I could walk ...
Read More →Seniors.
Florida, People. Florida. Trump is still president here for the most part but it really seems that, at least where I am, people are still being safe. There are a lot of masks on indoors. I’m not sure if ...
Read More →Oscars.
Enough bread, People. Please. Someone stop me. I’m lying to myself. I keep saying I’m trying to perfect this Irish soda bread recipe but, in all honesty, I just like looking at the cooked bread and then ...
Read More →Like Riding a Bike.
Up and down, People!I’m stuffed. I ate like a pig today at a BUFFET situation. Yeah, food, out, on a table. Wild. I went to my first fully vaxxed party situation. It was a surprise party for my friend's ...
Read More →Good Meat.
Sometimes it’s about the meat, People.It just is. I get focused and annoying. Fortunately I’m alone.I got it in my mind to try to cook another brisket. My second one. I have a Traeger pellet grill. I ...
Read More →Changing Thought.
Cats, People.There is a persistent kitten on my desk right now as I write this. I guess I forgot it’s kind of like having a kid, I imagine. The growing-up happens quicker. He was basically a newborn a ...
Read More →An Overwhelming Feeling.
Jesus, I’m worn out, People.I’m not even sure why. I imagine it’s because I’ve gone into overdrive with doing shit around the house all of a sudden. I have been putting off setting up my in-house office ...
Read More →Sammy the Kitten.
I’m officially half vaxxed, People! I made an appointment way out of LA in a reddish county. They were available. I guess I took the place of an anti-vaxxer and got vaxxed. It was at a supermarket ...
Read More →Slow and Low.
It may be kinda of okay eventually, PeopleOkay-ish. Maybe. I’m surprised and concerned that my brain wants to believe it may be okay. In the now, it doesn’t seem any different. In the then it was awful. ...
Read More →Awards.
What is winning, People?By the time this is read I will know whether or not I won a Critics' Choice Award. I will have already appeared on TV in a head box event. Some of you may have watched me win or ...
Read More →Beliefs.
Control, People. Do we have any power over anything? Not much. As I type these letters I feel like I am in charge of these words. Powerful. People feeling powerless and scared can lead to chaos and ...
Read More →Fire.
I burn myself, FolksI don’t know when I will know in my heart that I no longer have restaurant hands. When you work on a line at a restaurant you don’t think twice about handling the hot stuff. It’s ...
Read More →Bubbling Up.
Stop the food, People!I am strung out on carbs and sugar. Honey. The good sugar. Quinoa and Wasa crackers and pita bread. The healthy carbs (in my mind). The butters, peanut and almond. I’m out from under ...
Read More →Apocalyptic Hounds.
I didn’t watch, Folks. I never do. I rarely have any idea who is playing. It’s not on purpose. It’s profound how much one cannot know when one has zero interest in something. It’s not even on my radar and ...
Read More →No More Ice Cream.
Peanut butter, PeopleI’m in trouble. The food. It doesn’t stop. More ice cream has been sent. Right when I extricate myself and get away, it pulls me back in. And peanut butter. Peanut butter can go fuck ...
Read More →These Bugs.
People!It is the time of plague and PTSD and I guess just straight up TSD to be honest. We are living in it. The futureless now. What will fill this vacuum, both good and bad?I guess all nows are ...
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