Patterns, People. I need my patterns. I do want to report that I can be okay without them, though. It’s taken a long time but it's the little things that give you the strength. Also, some things just lose ...

Panic, People. Getting started on the work for the show I’m going to do. I’m doing my first stint up in Vancouver this week. I have to be honest. I’m a little tweaked out. Most of me isn’t but it’s ...

Heading home, Folks. Being on the road for for days sometimes seems like a month. Not in a bad way. It's just a few different time zones, mentally and literally. Now I have to get home and get it together ...

Flying again, Folks. I’m in the air going home for a few days before I go out again for a few days. Then I’m back for a week or so before I head to Vancouver for the first bit of shooting the TV thing I’m ...

Back home again, Folks! I’m sitting here next to my dad while I’m writing this. He’s got golf on TV. I don’t think he cares that much about golf or who’s playing or what the score is or even how to score. ...

Texas, Folks! I didn’t know what to expect going to Austin. I hadn’t been there since the invasion of the comedy and tech bros. I thought it would have an impact on the vibe of the crowds and the ...

Risks, Folks. I had plans. Visions for my immediate future that involved taking a break. Relaxing. Maybe resting on my laurels a bit and giving in to the idea that I could start easing out of patterns and ...

Midwesting it, Folks. I’ve been away for five days and it feels like a month. It’s been a great run. As I write this I am delayed at the airport in Minneapolis. The shows in Madison, Milwaukee, ...

Hello, People! In my world, reality is crazy but manageable. In my head, it’s a whole different situation. If I don’t do something to sync them up I’m going to blow a gasket. The amount of anxiety I ...

Atlanta and Boise, People! I had a good time on these last couple of tour dates. I never really know what to expect. I don’t know why that is. I’ve been doing this a while. I have been going to ...

Old friends, People! I talked to Dave Attell for today's episode. I’ve known him for about 35 years. That's a long time. I’m old. He’s old. Not really old but getting there.It's a strange thing, this ...

On the road again, Folks I’m punchy.Lost the hour on Sunday (the day I’m writing this) and only got 5 hours sleep. Drove down to Tarrytown jammed on DD coffee and Zyns. Feels like the old days. Beat. The ...

I guess I’m stuck, People. Stuck in me. I think that’s what’s going on. I know I talk about it a lot, one way or the other. It’s just odd to me. No matter how open my mind is, or what I let into it, ...

Here we go, Folks That's how I start the day. It’s the first thing I say. I guess not all the time. Sometimes, when I wake up, I think, ‘Surprise!’ It’s difficult to keep existential panic at bay. ...

Time, People!Time is racing by. It seems to go faster when you get older. I’m not complaining. I’m just trying to get a sense of what’s real, what’s fantasy and what’s delusion in relation to who I ...

No football for me, People. I didn’t watch the Super Bowl. Not because I have anything against it. I’m just totally not interested in any of it. It’s not even on my radar. Right now all I know about the ...

San Fran again, People! I drove up to San Francisco on Friday. I’m here as I write this. I figured with my bum foot that maybe I shouldn’t be schlepping a bag and hobbling through the long corridors ...

Broken, Folks. I went to San Diego for two shows Saturday night. I was concerned about the turnout for the second show but both shows ended up selling out and they were great shows, even with the ...