Back to work, People!Sorry. Maybe some of you have been working all the way through. I know a few people are going back today. Kinda sucks, but it’s kinda good. I go crazy with too much time to thinky. ...

Try not to die tonight! No car crashes, drunk driving, overdoses, alcohol poisoning. Try not to be too close to people involved in any of those activities if possible. Maybe stay at home and reflect a ...

Merry, Happy Thing, People!It’s the holidays for a lot of you. Try to keep it together. Some of you have to deal with people you don’t like that much, again. You know who I’m talking about. Try to be ...

How’s it going. Folks?Everything okay-ish?Saturday was exciting. I did a big Comedy Store benefit for the firefighters at The Fonda Theater. I saw Nikki Glaser, Attell, Jeselnik, Segura, Fitzsimmons, ...

Happy Chanukah, People!Damn. Did I miss it? I’m a bad Jew.I knew it was Chanukah. I got one candle lighting in. It was late in the game so it was more exciting. Day 7. Seven candles. No build up. Boom.I ...

Let it rain, People!Torrential downpours here in LA last week. Thank god. We could’ve used them a few weeks ago but they are here now. Maybe the entire city won’t burn, at least for a while longer.I was ...

How’d you do, folks?I hope it was all as good as possible, if not just good.Thanksgiving at my mother’s turned out to be great. First off, for those of you keeping up, I decided not to mash. I left the ...

You can deal, People!It’s here again. The beginning of the have-to-deal-with-your-family season. Maybe for some of you that’s a great time of year. Weirdos (said with love and a little envy).For those of ...

Heading home, People.I’ve been away for a few weeks. I’m writing this on a plane. I’m excited to get home, see the cats, sit in my house. The trip was actually great. The fall weather was perfect almost ...

My fellow Americans,You know what you need to do.That said, if you don’t, and it doesn’t go the way it should, it’s your fault. All your fault.I’m sitting here in my new hotel room. It’s smaller but it’s ...

Hey, People!My heart goes out to everyone feeling the heartbreaking weight of what is becoming of our culture and country. Our president is leader of several American terrorist organizations whether he ...

Rock, Folks.It happened and I can’t say that I was that nervous.I guess when you’ve spent more than half your life taking the stage in all situations whether or not you have a guitar strapped around your ...

Hola, Amigos and Amigas! How are you? Holding up?I have to say I’m always a bit hesitant about performing in Phoenix because of… Arizona. I love Arizona as a geographical place. I’ve been going there ...

People!Rise up! Or, don’t fall into a massive depression, give up and not get out of bed. If you can’t handle that, at the very least, set your alarm to wake up and vote on Nov. 6th. Maybe even get up and ...

Okay, Folks.For those keeping up—I might not lose my nail. We’ll see.Writing the Sunday afternoon. Thought it would be a quiet Sunday morning here as I slowly plod through my Sunday jobs. Recording ...

Morning, People!Never a dull moment during this cultural/governmental clusterfuck under the reign of President Fuck You (Dumpster Fire) Shit Magnet. But I hope you are managing your mind and doing what ...

People!“It’s all happening.”It’s always amazing to me when people find out I’m in the movie ‘Almost Famous.’ I think that’s common knowledge by this point. Particularly because I use the clip of me from ...