People!I have a cold. I’m ok. Just snotty.So, we’re shamelessly torturing children and parents by separating them at the border. That’s what the USA is now. We torture children as an example and warning ...

Hey, Gang!I’m upstate. New York. Thinking.It’s been a rough few days. When we have to repost an episode in memoriam it's always rough. I was totally surprised that Anthony Bourdain committed suicide. I ...

Hey, Folks!Exciting opening. Exclamation point and everything. Like I have something to tell you.I got nothing.Just slowly prepping my brain to having to adjust to living in an actual authoritarian ...

Back home, People! Finally. I’m going to be home for a stretch. I need to regroup and get grounded. I need to work on the new place. I need to get all the dings on my leased car fixed. I need to not ...

What’s up, People?You don’t have to answer.I’m in Birmingham, Alabama. I’ve been here for a few days. I’m doing some work down here. Not construction, show business. I’ll tell you about it when I’m done. ...

Hey, Folks!Thanks for all of your input on the Marc Maron/WTF Ben and Jerry’s flavor that will never happen. I think the consensus was What the Fudge. There were some other clever mixtures that involved ...

Heading home, folks!The show at Vicar St. here in Dublin went great. It’s a great venue, we packed it out and the people here are an awesome audience. Martin Angolo opened for me and he did a fantastic ...

Greeting from Scandinavia, Folks!Wow, seems like a year since I’ve written. Time is weird when you travel. I’ve done a lot since last Sunday.Before my show in London I got a shave. During that shave the ...

Across the pond, People.I’m here. London. I’m not freaking out like I usually do when I travel abroad. I usually feel detached and weird and alone in a stranded kind of way as I wander the streets of ...

I’m out, Folks.I moved everything out of the garage into the new garage. It’s an odd feeling.Odd is a broad word for a lot of feelings I’m having about the move. Some of them are just now starting to ...

Now it’s real, people. Yesterday was the first open house. Apparently about three hundred people came by. I got the garage pretty stripped down, yet still functional for the showing. I know a few ...

People!Some things just aren’t getting any better are they?I’ll keep talking to people and staying as human as possible without falling into myself or losing my shit entirely. There are still good things ...

Yes, People. It is happening. I’ve started to box up the garage. It’s good. It’s actually a great experience for me. I’m spending some time with everything in there individually. Tchotchkes, books, ...

Hey, People!I’m a little harried. I’m trying to watch a few minutes of the Oscars and write this and get ready to go do my shows at the Ice House. I’m in a spiral because I can’t figure out how to get out ...

Sicky,  People.I’m fucking sick. I hate being sick. I know, who doesn’t? I always think I’m going to be the one that just doesn’t get sick, anymore, ever.  It’s ridiculous. I eat well. Take care ...

How’s it going, Folks?Hope everything is okay. Good enough. Not horrible. I miss status quo. This fanatical Christian racist authoritarian clusterfuck is exhausting most days. I hope the voting works when ...

Go deep, People!Like every year, I didn’t watch the Super Bowl. There was no malice or judgement in my decision.  I didn’t actively not watch it like I was thinking I wasn’t watching it. I don’t ...

Hello, Friends.Weird way to open. I feel like I’ve never said ‘Hello, Friends.’ Feels like bad news should come after that or that I’m moving on from the company or the company is closing. Then after that ...