Hola! People!Well, I have some news.A lot of things have happened in my life that I never expected to happen. Almost everything, actually, bad and good, has been a surprise.  I had few expectations ...

Yes, People!I’m still in Bloomington, IN as I write this. I’m taking a late flight out so I can fly direct. I didn’t want to get up really early to make the drive to Indy so I just hung out. Time moves ...

Hello, fellow humans.I’ve added some dates to the tour schedule on the site. Going to Troy, NY, New Haven, CT, Charlotte, NC, Durham, NC, Chicago and Nashville. Check here for dates and tickets!There’s a ...

Good times, People.I’m tired. I’m so tired I’m a little cross-eyed. I got up really early to get a really small plane out of Salt Lake City. We were stuck at the gate for a bit because the pilot told us ...

Be careful, People!Humans of any age are sucked into the allure of controlled explosions and sparkly things. If you are an adult among adults be as stupid as you want but factor in the amount of alcohol ...

Yes, Humans!Hey! Emmy voters! I know that’s only a few of you, if any. I just wanted to say that my EPIX special ‘More Later’ is up for consideration in a few categories as is my IFC show ‘Maron.’ Voting ...

Drifting, People.I have a lot of comedy club tour dates coming up in Pasadena, Spokane, Bloomington, Phoenix, Salt Lake City, Rochester and one night in Albuquerque. You can see them at ...

Horrible, Folks-I feel bad. The fact that mass shootings have become something we live with is fucking awful. The fact that some people, including legislators, just see it as the cost of doing business ...

I’ve almost had it, People!Time to quit, again.Time to get back down to the baseline.Maybe if I write it out it will happen. Sometimes getting things down on paper is magic like that. I’m exhausted from ...

Enough already, People!I’m talking to myself. Primarily about food but I guess that is my problem.I’m just in it. I’m doing a lot of standup sets and some things never change. If there are a few guys ...

I’m a little nuts, people!It keeps coming around to that.What the fuck is wrong with me sometimes?I really don’t know why some part of my brain needs to feel shitty for me to create stuff but it does and ...

Some sadness, folks.I lost a difficult friend today. For those of you who listen to the opening of the show, you know I had a mystery blood issue on my front porch. I assumed it was one of the feral cats ...

Yes, folks! The Trepany House tickets are moving fast for the entire run in May/June. If you want to come be part of the power-floundering workshops, get tickets now. You can get them here or go to ...

Furious, People.I am livid. I am angry because I am sick. I know that is not the best mode to be in when your body is trying to fight something but it is the mode I am in. I am fighting anger and ...

People!First off, LA and surrounding areas and people visiting LA, I will be doing my workshop/riffing shows at The Trepany House at The Steve Allen Theater most Tuesdays in May and June starting May ...

Folks!I’m sitting in a hotel room in Kansan City dealing with a post-BBQ malaise. I went to Arthur Bryant's which I know will cause some of you to get upset because this is a city where loyalties are deep ...