Holy shit, I almost lost my shit, People- Oddball Comedy and Curiosity Festival tickets are now available. I'm doing a few of the dates. Go get em if you live near em and want to come. This week was ...

Out of my mind, People- Not really. It’s just that I never seem to really slow down. I have no idea how to slow down. I will be in Lawrence, Kansas, St. Louis and Bloomington, Indiana this week. I know ...

Hola, People- First off, I’m sorry if the dates I posted for the Oddball Festival aren’t synching up with the tickets going on sale or if the dates are being moved. It’s not on me. I got the dates, now ...

Hello, my friends! I feel depleted. Like I have said all I can say. Empty. Or, maybe it’s just hot out. Yeah. That must be what it is. Also, there is the issue, now that I am alone and not really ...

Hola, People! Just sitting at the Albuquerque ‘International’ Airport in all its heightened Southwest-style glory waiting to get on a plane to LA. Before I get into to my trip home just a heads-up on ...

Holy shit! 500! Are you fucking kidding me? I’m not sure I thought I would do anything 500 times that wasn’t eating or masturbation related but I have and I have shared it with the world. I’m truly happy ...

Hello, People! I know I repeat myself. I know I repeat myself. Here are some gigs coming up. Before I get into them I just want to remind people who live in the LA area that if I am around I will usually ...

Hello, People- Couple of gigs you should know about. This Friday, 5/16 at 7pm I will be at Zanies in Nashville. On Saturday, May 31st I will be at the National Hispanic Cultural Center in Albuquerque for ...

Here we go, People! Couple of dates here up front. I will be in Nashville at the Wild West Comedy Fest interviewing Vince Vaughn for a live WTF. That might be sold out but I was told I will be doing a ...

Howdy, People- The new season of ‘Maron’ on IFC premieres May 8th. 10/9c. Set your machines! I am doing one more show at The Trepany House at The Steve Allen Theater tomorrow, Tuesday, April 29th. Come ...

Hullo, Folks- Hope you had nice Jesus weekend. I did. First things first. I will be doing two more shows at The Trepany House at The Steve Allen Theater tomorrow, Tuesday, April 22 and next Tuesday, ...

I’m flying, folks- No, nothing happened to make me elated. I’m actually in the air writing this. Well, that’s not necessarily true. There are many things happening in my life that make me elated. I just ...

Shalom, People- I made it out of my nephew's Bar Mitzvah physically alive but emotionally annihilated. Good times. Nothing like seeing the family to re-introduce you to all the things you’ve been running ...

I am barely connected, People- I'm not talking emotionally. I am talking globally. The struggle with Time Warner continues. I'll tell you about it in a minute. If you live in Cleveland, Raleigh, Austin, ...

Here we go again, Folks- Everyone okay? I am pretty okay. Little panicky but okay. I think I have to pull back on the coffee and hope. They're both making me edgy. I’m a romantic. It’s killing me. I ...

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I'm that guy, People! I’m that guy. The one who is out on his porch in his boxers and slippers re-hanging the hummingbird feeder he just filled up and then standing there waiting for the first bird to ...

WTF, Seriously, WTF People- There may be some tickets left for my floundering, rambling and soul wrestling shows at The Trepany House at The Steve Allen Theater. I believe this Tuesday is sold out but ...