Hola, People- First off, I’m sorry if the dates I posted for the Oddball Festival aren’t synching up with the tickets going on sale or if the dates are being moved. It’s not on me. I got the dates, now ...

Hello, my friends! I feel depleted. Like I have said all I can say. Empty. Or, maybe it’s just hot out. Yeah. That must be what it is. Also, there is the issue, now that I am alone and not really ...

Hola, People! Just sitting at the Albuquerque ‘International’ Airport in all its heightened Southwest-style glory waiting to get on a plane to LA. Before I get into to my trip home just a heads-up on ...

Holy shit! 500! Are you fucking kidding me? I’m not sure I thought I would do anything 500 times that wasn’t eating or masturbation related but I have and I have shared it with the world. I’m truly happy ...

Hello, People! I know I repeat myself. I know I repeat myself. Here are some gigs coming up. Before I get into them I just want to remind people who live in the LA area that if I am around I will usually ...

Hello, People- Couple of gigs you should know about. This Friday, 5/16 at 7pm I will be at Zanies in Nashville. On Saturday, May 31st I will be at the National Hispanic Cultural Center in Albuquerque for ...

Here we go, People! Couple of dates here up front. I will be in Nashville at the Wild West Comedy Fest interviewing Vince Vaughn for a live WTF. That might be sold out but I was told I will be doing a ...

Howdy, People- The new season of ‘Maron’ on IFC premieres May 8th. 10/9c. Set your machines! I am doing one more show at The Trepany House at The Steve Allen Theater tomorrow, Tuesday, April 29th. Come ...

Hullo, Folks- Hope you had nice Jesus weekend. I did. First things first. I will be doing two more shows at The Trepany House at The Steve Allen Theater tomorrow, Tuesday, April 22 and next Tuesday, ...

I’m flying, folks- No, nothing happened to make me elated. I’m actually in the air writing this. Well, that’s not necessarily true. There are many things happening in my life that make me elated. I just ...

Shalom, People- I made it out of my nephew's Bar Mitzvah physically alive but emotionally annihilated. Good times. Nothing like seeing the family to re-introduce you to all the things you’ve been running ...

I am barely connected, People- I'm not talking emotionally. I am talking globally. The struggle with Time Warner continues. I'll tell you about it in a minute. If you live in Cleveland, Raleigh, Austin, ...

Here we go again, Folks- Everyone okay? I am pretty okay. Little panicky but okay. I think I have to pull back on the coffee and hope. They're both making me edgy. I’m a romantic. It’s killing me. I ...

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I'm that guy, People! I’m that guy. The one who is out on his porch in his boxers and slippers re-hanging the hummingbird feeder he just filled up and then standing there waiting for the first bird to ...

WTF, Seriously, WTF People- There may be some tickets left for my floundering, rambling and soul wrestling shows at The Trepany House at The Steve Allen Theater. I believe this Tuesday is sold out but ...

Let it rain, People! Not really. It’s been a nightmare here for the last few days. I know it’s just rain. I know that the state actually needs the water. I also know that I rely on a hole in the cement ...

Okay, Folks! Last week at the Trepany House at The Steve Allen Theater went great. Thanks again for coming out. If you want to come see the process of me figuring out what to talk about on stage there ...