Okay, People- This is it. My last week on the road for a while. I’m heading back to the Cat Ranch today to focus on my book and get back into shape. I ate fucking Biscuits and Gravy at 2 am last night. ...
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The WTF Album
John Montanga, the creator of the WTF theme song and other music you hear on the show, has put together The WTF Album. Get it ...
Read More →I’ve had it with traffic.
People- Before I get lost here I will be at the Improv in Louisville KY this week Thursday through Sunday September 22 through 25. Come on down if you are around. I just landed at JFK in NYC. I am ...
Read More →I almost died from hot chicken.
Hi, ya’ll- Before I get into it here I will be in Louisville, KY, September 22nd through 25th at the Improv. If you are in the area it would be nice to see you. Sorry about last week's Hardwick ...
Read More →I needed wood like a crackhead needs crack.
Heading South, People! If you are in Nashville or Louisville and you are a fan of mine this is your month. I will be at Zanies in Nashville September 8th through 10th, and in Louisville September 22nd ...
Read More →SHUT UP LITTLE MAN!
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Read More →I am pretty sure I almost died flying into Cleveland.
Okay, people. I just want to start by saying I have been in Cleveland for 5 days and it has been pretty great. The club is awesome. The food is awesome. Granted everything seems to be on one street, but ...
Read More →I come from old school stand-up training.
Hey, Gang- I made it back from Vegas. I’m exhausted. What an awful amazing clusterfuck that place is. Before I get into that, I want to give my WTF Ohioans a heads up and tell you that I will be at ...
Read More →Being lost is one of the ways we find ourselves.
Okay, People- If you are a gambler and need an excuse to go to Vegas, I will be at The Playboy Comedy Club in The Palms this Thursday through Saturday. God, I hope I don’t lose too much money. Maybe I ...
Read More →Wait, it’s coming back to me.
Help, folks. Who am I? I am in a hotel room outside of Chicago and I just woke up from what seems to be a coma. The last thing I remember I was waiting in line at a place called Hot Doug's. Wait, it’s ...
Read More →If you think show business is a messy undertaking sober, you should see it fucked up.
Hola, First off, I will be in Chicago this Thursday, Friday and Saturday, Aug. 4-6, at The Mayne Stage Theater. If you are in the area come down! Still here in Montreal. I have had enough. Great city ...
Read More →Just four guys up there doing the big rock cock band work.
Here we go, First off, I am going to be in Chicago at The Maynestage Theater next week. August 4, 5 and 6. I love Chicago. It’s a new room for me, but I hear it’s great. So, if you are around, come ...
Read More →It gave me hope for comedy.
Uh, sorry, gang- I realize now that I forgot to inform you all that I was appearing on Real Time with Bill Maher last Friday. I feel awful but you can all still see it On Demand or on one of the HBOs. I ...
Read More →There is something in the air here.
Hey, all- Thanks for all the amazing feedback on the Todd Hanson episode. I am glad it had such a profound effect on so many people. I have forwarded many of the emails to Todd so that he can feel the ...
Read More →Long Live Stubby!
Happy 4th, Folks (Bang! Pow! Sparkly things in the air drifting down!) - It is hot here in the Barrio. The sun is beating down. The fireworks have been popping since around June 20th which I guess is ...
Read More →It was the last recourse of a desperate heckler.
Dispatch from the West Edmonton Mall: Howdy Ya’ll, I have to get out of here. I am not just performing at the mall, I am staying at the mall. There is a hotel... in the mall. It seems to be a themed ...
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